
He’d be like:
‘OH MY! I CREATED LITTLE-DIRTY-MONSTERS!!!!!!’
‘IT’S A KIDS SHOW!!! OMG STOP WRITING THIS KINDA OF STUFF!!!’
‘WAIT… WHAT IS SAM DOING WITH FREDDIE’S PEN-… OH MY GOD!’
‘I’D NEVER PUT THAT ON MY SHOW, WHY ARE THEY DOING IT!?!?!? SPENCER IS CARLY’S BROTHER… THEY CAN’T DO IT. OH MY LORD.’
Or he’d just be like:
‘I taught them well…’